I’m sure, Dear Reader, you are familiar with the English Christmas carol, “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. In keeping with my post, “Santa Clause is a Gansta”, I thought we’d have a little more holiday fun. So without further ado, I present to you:
The Twelve Days of Christmas (In Da ‘Hood)
On the FIRST Day of Christmas
My homeboy gave to me
A pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the SECOND Day of Christmas
My homeboy gave to me
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the THIRD Day of Christmas
My homeboy gave to me
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the FOURTH Day of Christmas
My homeboy gave to me
Four Chickenheads
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the FIF’ Day of Christmas
My homeboy gave to me
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the SIXTH Day of Christmas
My homie gave to me
Six Crackheads A-Crackin’
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the SEVENTH Day of Christmas
My homie gave to me
Seven Passes to a Michael Vick Dog Fight (Ouch!)
Six Crackheads A-Crackin’
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the EIGHTH Day of Christmas
My homie gave to me
Eight baby mamas
Seven Passes to a Michael Vick Dog Fight
Six Crackheads A-Crackin’
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the NINTH Day of Christmas
My homie gave to me
Eight baby mamas
Seven Passes to a Michael Vick Dog Fight
Six Crackheads A-Crackin’
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the TENTH Day of Christmas
My homie gave to me
Ten Pounds 0f Chitlins
Nine Prison Pen Pals
Eight baby mamas
Seven Passes to a Michael Vick Dog Fight
Six Crackheads A-Crackin’
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three ”WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the ELEVENTH Day of Christmas
My homie gave to me
Eleven Police A-Chasin’
Ten Pounds 0f Chitlins
Nine Prison Pen Pals
Eight baby mamas
Seven Passes to a Michael Vick Dog Fight
Six Crackheads A-Crackin’
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three “WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
And a pair of trousers saggin’ to the knees.
On the TWELFTH Day of Christmas
My homie gave to me
Twelve Swisher Sweets (Grape Flavored)
Eleven Police A-Chasin’
Ten Pounds 0f Chitlins
Nine Prison Pen Pals
Eight baby mamas
Seven Passes to a Michael Vick Dog Fight
Six Crackheads A-Crackin’
A FIIIIIIVE KNUCKLE RING!
Four Chickenheads
Three “WHAAT? YEAHHH! OKAAAAY!!!”‘s
Two Shiny Gats
AND A PAIR OF TROUSERS SAGGIN’ TO THE KNEES!
That, my friends, is a Christmas Carol, HOOD STYLE. Be sure to teach this one to the kids!
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